The Platypus Express


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There were some unusual and seemingly disconnected messages emanating from Kathryn yesterday, rather shocking and personal until coffee set in and the hemispheres of my brain re-connected.

“When you buy pants, what size do you buy?”

Didn’t she measure me seven ways to Sunday? I pass on the requisite data.

“As I thought… But not what your measurements indicated”

Hmm…

Could all the difficulty, turmoil, heartbreak, struggle and angst in my life come simply from the fact I’ve been wearing the wrong sized pants?

“This is Fun!”

For Kathryn maybe. Her pants fit.

Tomorrow. 10:30.

Photos will be taken.

Ack.

(This post is SzymkowShort® The latest is blognology)

Published in: on November 24, 2010 at 8:56 am  Comments (6)  
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6 Comments

  1. On November 24, 2010 at 9:08 am fifi said:

    Pictures!!! Can’t wait!

    • On November 24, 2010 at 9:26 am shpak60 said:

      Wish these could get lost at the lab…

  2. On November 25, 2010 at 8:38 am Mayo said:

    If this works, Kathryn should get a gig on the Vegas strip doing magic!

    • On November 25, 2010 at 8:51 am shpak60 said:

      Who is this, and how do you know your comment is incredibly accurate?

      • On November 25, 2010 at 9:08 am Mayo said:

        Been following this thread… Great stuff! Looking forward to seeing how it all turns out! Kidding on the magic thing….. Lol

    • On November 25, 2010 at 9:10 am shpak60 said:

      Kid all you want. But it’s TRUE. I fear for my (old) life.


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